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12:52pm July 24, 2014

-Gilbert sits up on the counter top, fiddling about with his key with nothing else to do.-

12:26pm July 24, 2014

ask-omega-norway:

mechanikalspielzeug:

ask-omega-norway

"You’re not from around here, are you?"

"I work here," Gilbert protested, "My flat is a few blocks away."

"How do you not know what pick-up lines are?"

"I am not usually a target of such things—"

12:14pm July 24, 2014

intergalactic-spy:

mechanikalspielzeug:

intergalactic-spy:

… It is?

Ya noticed even when I look so human?

[He stared, idly wondering if he had done something odd to tip Gilbie off]

…You caught the chocolates tray with a tail, Sadik. I dunno about you, but generally people don’t got tails. Mattie had one ‘cause he was a Wendigo, but special circumstance sort of a thing there I guess…

-He shrugs-

[He turns red because he had honestly forgotten about that and lets a small “oh” pass his lips]

Well, yer right about that, but I still want ta tell ya an’ show ya though we’d have ta go somewhere private. It would’t be good if I was seen by humans.

We could go to the forest out of town where my house used to be… People think it’s haunted, but it isn’t. It’s just the Faeries.

11:57am July 24, 2014
mechanikalspielzeug asked: Sorry for coming onto you like that. I'm better now, I promise.

symphoniedesschreckens:

mechanikalspielzeug:

symphoniedesschreckens:

mechanikalspielzeug:

symphoniedesschreckens:

Good. I’m glad. It’s alright, darling, it didn’t alarm me. 

You’re not?

-grins weakly-

I was afraid you were gonna be mad but I guess what they did was punishment enough.

I am not mad, Gilbert. It was not a matter under your control. Had you chosen to act like that, I would be displeased. But you had no choice on it, so I am not upset with you. 

Thank you.

-That’s actually a big relief. He’d already apologized to anyone who’d gotten involved, but Herr was last just because he was Herr. Gilbie went up on tiptoes to kiss his cheek-

Of course, darling. 

-Sighing, the blond leaned down to make that little kiss just that bit easier for the doll, before returning it gently.- 

You’re fine, Gilbert… I could never be upset with you. 

I think— I think I’ve never really had ‘unconditional care’ as much as I have given it out to nearly everyone, uhm… So I am afraid I always expect someone to be upset with me when I do something wrong.

11:50am July 24, 2014

((Anyone want to play?))

11:36am July 24, 2014
fireandshellamari:

brutal-pokemon:

jessamygriffith:

smallnightbird:

smallnightbird:

New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.

Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!


FUZZY FUZZY CUTE CUTE

MARBLE CAKE BAT MARBLE CAKE BAT

What a darling little baby we now have on the earth. ;u;

fireandshellamari:

brutal-pokemon:

jessamygriffith:

smallnightbird:

smallnightbird:

New species of bat foundNiumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.

Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!

FUZZY FUZZY CUTE CUTE

MARBLE CAKE BAT MARBLE CAKE BAT

What a darling little baby we now have on the earth. ;u;

10:58am July 24, 2014

Is anyone awake?

10:09am July 24, 2014
ask-omega-norway

"You’re not from around here, are you?"

"I work here," Gilbert protested, "My flat is a few blocks away."

9:48am July 24, 2014
baka-kashi:

with-both-my-hearts:

chiltonomics:

the-lost-time-lord:

viitypesofeverything:

tekeli-li-tekeli-li:

hoopxo:

qoax:

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
Absolutely wow.

I’m going to cry

that is absolutely horrifying.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!

Why am I finding out about this now??

"Foolish creature of the flesh. I am ancient. I am forever. I have seen Empires rise and fall. I have seen entire species wither to cinders. I have seen the depths and the cold and the abyss that lay beyond. You are no more a nuisance to me than plankton. You are so insignificant, and I am so exquisitely eternal that I am the closest thing you will have to a God."-What I imagine the jellyfish would say to a human

DON’T

GET ME STARTED

ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS


That is horrifying.

If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.” This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide. Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.

baka-kashi:

with-both-my-hearts:

chiltonomics:

the-lost-time-lord:

viitypesofeverything:

tekeli-li-tekeli-li:

hoopxo:

qoax:

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.

Absolutely wow.

I’m going to cry

that is absolutely horrifying.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!

Why am I finding out about this now??

"Foolish creature of the flesh. I am ancient. I am forever. I have seen Empires rise and fall. I have seen entire species wither to cinders. I have seen the depths and the cold and the abyss that lay beyond. You are no more a nuisance to me than plankton. You are so insignificant, and I am so exquisitely eternal that I am the closest thing you will have to a God."
-What I imagine the jellyfish would say to a human

DON’T

image

GET ME STARTED

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ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

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That is horrifying.

If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.” 



This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.



Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide. 
Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.

Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.

9:20am July 24, 2014
mechanikalspielzeug asked: Sorry for coming onto you like that. I'm better now, I promise.

symphoniedesschreckens:

mechanikalspielzeug:

symphoniedesschreckens:

Good. I’m glad. It’s alright, darling, it didn’t alarm me. 

You’re not?

-grins weakly-

I was afraid you were gonna be mad but I guess what they did was punishment enough.

I am not mad, Gilbert. It was not a matter under your control. Had you chosen to act like that, I would be displeased. But you had no choice on it, so I am not upset with you. 

Thank you.

-That’s actually a big relief. He’d already apologized to anyone who’d gotten involved, but Herr was last just because he was Herr. Gilbie went up on tiptoes to kiss his cheek-

2:01am July 24, 2014

intergalactic-spy:

mechanikalspielzeug:

mechanikalspielzeug:

mechanikalspielzeug:

intergalactic-spy:

[glances down at Gilbie’s face when he feels the…

If you’re gonna tell me you’re some kinda monster or something that’s okay.

-He tilts his head, the movement almost birdlike with the way his pupil contracts-

I’m not human at all.

Neither are you, but it’s hardly my business why.

… It is?

Ya noticed even when I look so human?

[He stared, idly wondering if he had done something odd to tip Gilbie off]

…You caught the chocolates tray with a tail, Sadik. I dunno about you, but generally people don’t got tails. Mattie had one ‘cause he was a Wendigo, but special circumstance sort of a thing there I guess…

-He shrugs-

1:36am July 24, 2014

 http://intergalactic-spy.tumblr.com/post/92705521824/mechanikalspielzeug-mechanikalspielzeug

mechanikalspielzeug:

mechanikalspielzeug:

intergalactic-spy:

mechanikalspielzeug:

-Sighs and reaches over to gently grab Sadik’s face-

I bake for 14 hours out of a day, but I can’t eat a single bit of it.

Don’t feel bad.

[glances down at Gilbie’s face when he feels the…

If you’re gonna tell me you’re some kinda monster or something that’s okay.

-He tilts his head, the movement almost birdlike with the way his pupil contracts-

I’m not human at all.

Neither are you, but it’s hardly my business why.

1:31am July 24, 2014
ask-omega-norway asked: ((Is it okay if I just send you a starter? I'm kind of new to this...)) "I don't know who you are, but come with me. Right now," Lukas said, "We have to get out."

ask-omega-norway:

mechanikalspielzeug:

ask-omega-norway:

mechanikalspielzeug:

ask-omega-norway:

mechanikalspielzeug:

ask-omega-norway:

mechanikalspielzeug:

ask-omega-norway:

mechanikalspielzeug:

ask-omega-norway:

mechanikalspielzeug:

"Get out?" Gilbert looked rather alarmed, eye widening as he stared at the man who grabbed him. "Is something wrong?"

((Ooh, it’s fine!))

He nodded, “A…friend…of mine wants to get in your pants. You should run before the onslaught of pick-up lines get you.”

"Pickup lines? Pants?"

It was a little too obvious Gilbert had absolutely no idea what was going on— though the panic subsided when he realized the blond wasn’t talking about a fire or something. “I can’t just leave…”

"Why not?"

"Because I have to run the shop! We’re still open!"

"Hide somewhere."

He shook his head. “But the customers— oh, for God’s sake, who are you even?”

"If you want to deal with someone stalking you until you do it with him, that’s your problem. Anyway, I’m Lukas."

"Who exactly is after me?" Gilbert asked, getting more paranoid. "Look, Lukas, I’m really not pleased—"

"Do you see the man with spiky hair heading this way? That’s him."

The doll turned and stared, frowning deeply.

"And he won’t take no for an answer?"

"He does. It just takes him a little while to get the message. As in, about an hour of non-stop weirdness."

"Why does he have any interest in me? I’ve never even spoken to him. This is… Very unsettling."

1:26am July 24, 2014

((So nobody’s scared to play with me? xD))

1:26am July 24, 2014

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mechanikalspielzeug:

intergalactic-spy:

mechanikalspielzeug:

-Sighs and reaches over to gently grab Sadik’s face-

I bake for 14 hours out of a day, but I can’t eat a single bit of it.

Don’t feel bad.

[glances down at Gilbie’s face when he feels the touch of his hands]

Isn’t…

Is it a good thing? Or?

-No news is ever good news, apparently, judging by the poor kid’s reaction.

The doll does grin somewhat though.-